throh:

unleash hell for just $1.25

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.25

(Source: iguanamouth)

(Reblogged from ptchew)
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

NO HUMAN
DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE
RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

NO HUMAN

DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE

RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

(Reblogged from kylesimmonsstache)
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edwardspoonhands:

sunkenlane:

edwardspoonhands:

First Track on Incongruent: “I Fucking Love Science.” I think this will also be the first music video…if all goes according to plan.

Obviously, this is the explicit version. If you like it please share! And high five to Rob Scallon for that SICK DRUM SOLO!

God I’m excited about this.

Hank, this is freaking fantastic. My ears want to grow mouths so they can shout about how good of a song this is.

Wow, Anne! That is a truly terrifying visual! Thank you!

So I’ve decided…if this hits 10,000 notes I’ll release another song from the album. 

(Reblogged from valerie2776)

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Kumail Nanjiani

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(Source: jtotheizzoe)

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monr-e:

roy-mccloud:

robbonp:

artblush:

zoe-fuentes:

teckno-knight:

atthefrozenhorizon:

tarathiel:

janesnow14:

Sure. I’m game.

Why the fuck not? It’s not like anyone’s going to take me up on this anyway.

B-be gentle.

Don’t disappoint me

Lol not like I have anything to hide, nor will anyone ask me different/interesting questions…. if any at all

i usually do anyways

ok

I don’t know what i’m signing up for, but ok.Bring it on! BRING IT ON!


Do your worst my sweet little devils. x

monr-e:

roy-mccloud:

robbonp:

artblush:

zoe-fuentes:

teckno-knight:

atthefrozenhorizon:

tarathiel:

janesnow14:

Sure. I’m game.

Why the fuck not? It’s not like anyone’s going to take me up on this anyway.

B-be gentle.

Don’t disappoint me

Lol not like I have anything to hide, nor will anyone ask me different/interesting questions…. if any at all

i usually do anyways

ok

I don’t know what i’m signing up for, but ok.
Bring it on! BRING IT ON!

Do your worst my sweet little devils. x

(Source: sissi-zoey)

(Reblogged from fearleader)

❀ about me ❀

BASICS:

name: augustus but you can call me gus

birthday: august 17th

zodiac: leo

single or taken: single

height: 6’0”

eye colour: brown

middle name: michael

favorite color:  yellow

lucky number: don’t have one

SPECIFICS/DETAILS:

hogwarts house: pottermore says slytherin but nobody cares abt pottermore 

favorite fictional character:  damn idk

favorite television show: breaking bad

favorite season:  spring

describe yourself in a few words: the best

future children’s names: i like the name jane haven’t thought past that

meaning of your name: great

ultimate otp:  andy/april or ted/tracy

what do you plan to/do for a living:  something in tv pls

starbucks order:  pick a frappuccino

THIS OR THAT:

introvert or extrovert: undetermined

dawn or dusk: dawn

righty or lefty:  right

coffee or tea:  coffee

rain or shine:  shine baby shine

reading or writing:  reading i guess? neither is a common occurrence w/ me

(Source: banditswan)

(Reblogged from disgendering)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(Reblogged from theoddginger)

veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

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(Reblogged from cornfucker)

I am a lone wolf, and a vicious one. Don’t make me rip your throat out.Orange is the New Black (Season 2)

(Source: maisiewilliams)

(Reblogged from mcconaughello)