more peotry advice from a real peot


say you want to write a line like

"you left me shattered but whole"

consider switching “but” out with “yet”

so it doesn’t sounds like

"you left me shattered butthole"

this has been peotry advice by a real peot



remember that time of Mario Gotze was on the boat with his gf Ann

and his willy was like “hey y’all i’m here too”

and the paparazzi was like “OH SHOOT I GOTTA GET THIS” and it made for my favorite photo ever?